And the Winner Is?

[Stanley Kritzik]

I swear, if there isn't a winter weather drinking game, there should be. You know...

• 1 shot when a reporter is at a public works building. (Chug if that reporter is in front of a pile of salt.)
• 1 shot for a reporter in a park and ride lot. (2 more if the reporter pulls out a ruler and sticks it in a pile of snow.)
• 1 shot whenever the word "treacherous" is used.
• 1 shot for a reporter in a hardware store in front of shovels
• 1 shot for a reporter in a grocery store.

I'm sure others can come up with some good ones.

Snow Blower Retailer (who is out of inventory, by now)

Gas for above snow blowers

Sta-Bil for immediate above

Chap-stick for operator of item 1

There's no limit to the elements of the "Storm-ravaged Nanny State" our intrepid reporters can dig up.

Stan